Anarcho-Occultist
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With apologies to Marilyn Manson:
The Beautiful People
"And I don't want you, and I don't need you./Don't bother to resist or I'll beat you."
38. George Wallace/Sam Yorty 1973-1977
1972: Def. Edmund Muskie/Alan Cranston, Richard Nixon/Spiro Agnew
It's not your fault that you're always wrong
39. George McGovern/Jimmy Carter 1977-1981
1976: Def. Ronald Reagan/Gerald Ford, George Wallace/Sam Yorty
The weak are there to justify the strong.
40. Alexander Haig/Jack Kemp 1981-1989
1980: Def. George McGovern/Jimmy Carter, Sam Yorty/Jesse Helms
1984: Def. Ted Kennedy/Paul Tsongas, Jesse Helms/Larry MacDonald
The beautiful people, the beautiful people/It's all relative to the size of your steeple.
41. Pat Robertson/Trent Lott 1989-1993
1988: Def. Mario Cuomo/Jerry Brown, Jack Kemp/Newt Gingrich
You can't see the forest for the trees/You can't smell your own shit on your knees.
42. Gary Hart/Jesse Jackson 1993-1995
1992: Def. Pat Robertson/Trent Lott, Colin Powell/Jim Jeffords
There's no time to discriminate/Hate every motherfucker/That's in your way
43. Jesse Jackson/Jerry Brown 1995-1997
Hey you, what do you see?/Something beautiful or something free?
44. Ron Paul/Gary Johnson 1997-2001
1996: Def. Trent Lott/Alan Keyes, Jesse Jackson/Jerry Brown
Hey, you, are you trying to be mean?/If you live with the apes man it's hard to be clean
45. Rick Santorum/Mike Huckabee 2001-2005
2000: Def. Bill Bradley/Sam Nunn, Ron Paul/Gary Johnson
The worms will live in every host/It's hard to pick which one they eat the most
46. Joe Lieberman/Joe Biden 2005-2017
2004: Def. Rick Santorum/Mike Huckabee, Jon Huntsman/Connie Mack IV
2008: Def. Mitch Daniels/Kay Bailey Hutchison, Tom Tancredo/Jerry Falwell, Jr.
The horrible people, the horrible people/It's as anatomic as the size of your steeple.
47. Mark Sanford/Bill Weld 2013-2017
2012: Def. Joe Biden/Deval Patrick, Mike Huckabee/Sarah Palin
Capitalism has made it this way/Old-fashioned fascism will take it away!
48. David Duke/Steve King 2017-
2016: Def. Russ Feingold/Greg Orman, Rand Paul/Austin Petersen
2020: Def. Lincoln Chafee/Jim Webb
The Beautiful People
"And I don't want you, and I don't need you./Don't bother to resist or I'll beat you."
38. George Wallace/Sam Yorty 1973-1977
1972: Def. Edmund Muskie/Alan Cranston, Richard Nixon/Spiro Agnew
It's not your fault that you're always wrong
39. George McGovern/Jimmy Carter 1977-1981
1976: Def. Ronald Reagan/Gerald Ford, George Wallace/Sam Yorty
The weak are there to justify the strong.
40. Alexander Haig/Jack Kemp 1981-1989
1980: Def. George McGovern/Jimmy Carter, Sam Yorty/Jesse Helms
1984: Def. Ted Kennedy/Paul Tsongas, Jesse Helms/Larry MacDonald
The beautiful people, the beautiful people/It's all relative to the size of your steeple.
41. Pat Robertson/Trent Lott 1989-1993
1988: Def. Mario Cuomo/Jerry Brown, Jack Kemp/Newt Gingrich
You can't see the forest for the trees/You can't smell your own shit on your knees.
42. Gary Hart/Jesse Jackson 1993-1995
1992: Def. Pat Robertson/Trent Lott, Colin Powell/Jim Jeffords
There's no time to discriminate/Hate every motherfucker/That's in your way
43. Jesse Jackson/Jerry Brown 1995-1997
Hey you, what do you see?/Something beautiful or something free?
44. Ron Paul/Gary Johnson 1997-2001
1996: Def. Trent Lott/Alan Keyes, Jesse Jackson/Jerry Brown
Hey, you, are you trying to be mean?/If you live with the apes man it's hard to be clean
45. Rick Santorum/Mike Huckabee 2001-2005
2000: Def. Bill Bradley/Sam Nunn, Ron Paul/Gary Johnson
The worms will live in every host/It's hard to pick which one they eat the most
46. Joe Lieberman/Joe Biden 2005-2017
2004: Def. Rick Santorum/Mike Huckabee, Jon Huntsman/Connie Mack IV
2008: Def. Mitch Daniels/Kay Bailey Hutchison, Tom Tancredo/Jerry Falwell, Jr.
The horrible people, the horrible people/It's as anatomic as the size of your steeple.
47. Mark Sanford/Bill Weld 2013-2017
2012: Def. Joe Biden/Deval Patrick, Mike Huckabee/Sarah Palin
Capitalism has made it this way/Old-fashioned fascism will take it away!
48. David Duke/Steve King 2017-
2016: Def. Russ Feingold/Greg Orman, Rand Paul/Austin Petersen
2020: Def. Lincoln Chafee/Jim Webb
38. This is meant to be by Wallace/Yorty at their rivals in the election and at counterculture/civil rights protestors respectively
39. McGovern and Carter are two good men who try to do the right thing, but end up reckoning with a lot of bad luck.
40. McGovern's failures allowed Haig to triumph
41. Robertson is kinda your stereotypical televangelist megachurch pastor-the 'steeple' here is meant to be like a church steeple
42. Hart was apparently a bit haughty and full of himself.
43. Jackson has a rather abrasive reputation.
44. Paul has a bold vision for the future.
45. Santorum prides himself on being holier-than-thou, but as a president is somewhat corrupt and thoroughly hypocritical
46. Lieberman embodies a stale establishment that nobody really likes
47. Joke about sex scandals ('anatomic as the size of your steeple')
48. Duke is a fascist.
39. McGovern and Carter are two good men who try to do the right thing, but end up reckoning with a lot of bad luck.
40. McGovern's failures allowed Haig to triumph
41. Robertson is kinda your stereotypical televangelist megachurch pastor-the 'steeple' here is meant to be like a church steeple
42. Hart was apparently a bit haughty and full of himself.
43. Jackson has a rather abrasive reputation.
44. Paul has a bold vision for the future.
45. Santorum prides himself on being holier-than-thou, but as a president is somewhat corrupt and thoroughly hypocritical
46. Lieberman embodies a stale establishment that nobody really likes
47. Joke about sex scandals ('anatomic as the size of your steeple')
48. Duke is a fascist.