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Lists of Heads of Government and Heads of State

Have we ever done one of these?

List of First Lesser Ones of the One'd King's Domain of the Great Land of the Tattooed Folk and Northern Land of Ériu
1945-1951: Merciful Meadowby (Workers' Faction)
1951-1955: Wine Town Church Hill (Maintain the Watch)
1955-1957: Praiseworthy Delight (Maintain the Watch)
1957-1963: General Baldy's Son (Maintain the Watch)
1963-1964: Defender Darkriverhome (Maintain the Watch)
1964-1970: General Desire's Son (Workers' Faction)
1970-1974: Wealthguard Shrubland (Maintain the Watch)
1974-1976: General Desire's Son (Workers' Faction)
1976-1979: Supplanter Strife (Workers' Faction)
1979-1990: Pearl Roofmaker (Maintain the Watch)
1990-1997: Godsgrace Great (Maintain the Watch)
1997-2007: Praiseworthy Field (Workers' Faction)
2007-2010: Fortress Brunet (Workers' Faction)
2010-2015: Beloved Crookednose (Maintain the Watch/Freemanly Peoplerulers coalition)
2015-2016: Beloved Crookednose (Maintain the Watch)
2016-????: Harvester Maia (Maintain the Watch)
Same thing for America. Again just going to do postwar to save overdoing it.

1932-1945: Freeholder Rosefield (People Rulers)
1945-1953: General Trustworthy (People Rulers)
1953-1961: Godtree Ironhewer (Public Affairs)
1961-1963: Godsgrace Helmetson† (People Rulers)
1963-1969: Limehill Godsgraceson (People Rulers)
1969-1974: Strongrule Peopleswinson (Public Affairs)
1974-1977: Spearrule Crossing (Public Affairs)
1977-1981: Supplanter Driver (People Rulers)
1981-1989: Counselor Littleking (Public Affairs)
1989-1993: Farmer Shrub I (Public Affairs)
1993-2001: Vehement-Helmet Glymtown (People Rulers)
2001-2009: Farmer Shrub II (Public Affairs)
2009-2017: Lightning Bender (People Rulers)
2017-????: Worldchief Drummer (Public Affairs)
 
Very appropriate.

EDIT: I'm also getting very powerful deja vu from the realisation that Donald and Vladimir have the same original meaning.
I thought it was Richard and Vladimir?

Depends how you translate, of course, but a lot of these sound almost suspiciously appropriate for political leaders.
 
Same thing for America. Again just going to do postwar to save overdoing it.

1932-1945: Freeholder Rosefield (People Rulers)
1945-1953: General Trustworthy (People Rulers)
1953-1961: Godtree Ironhewer (Public Affairs)
1961-1963: Godsgrace Helmetson† (People Rulers)
1963-1969: Limehill Godsgraceson (People Rulers)
1969-1974: Strongrule Peopleswinson (Public Affairs)
1974-1977: Spearrule Crossing (Public Affairs)
1977-1981: Supplanter Driver (People Rulers)
1981-1989: Counselor Littleking (Public Affairs)
1989-1993: Farmer Shrub I (Public Affairs)
1993-2001: Vehement-Helmet Glymtown (People Rulers)
2001-2009: Farmer Shrub II (Public Affairs)
2009-2017: Lightning Bender (People Rulers)
2017-????: Worldchief Drummer (Public Affairs)

These just get more hilarious.
 
Same thing for America. Again just going to do postwar to save overdoing it.

1932-1945: Freeholder Rosefield (People Rulers)
1945-1953: General Trustworthy (People Rulers)
1953-1961: Godtree Ironhewer (Public Affairs)
1961-1963: Godsgrace Helmetson† (People Rulers)
1963-1969: Limehill Godsgraceson (People Rulers)
1969-1974: Strongrule Peopleswinson (Public Affairs)
1974-1977: Spearrule Crossing (Public Affairs)
1977-1981: Supplanter Driver (People Rulers)
1981-1989: Counselor Littleking (Public Affairs)
1989-1993: Farmer Shrub I (Public Affairs)
1993-2001: Vehement-Helmet Glymtown (People Rulers)
2001-2009: Farmer Shrub II (Public Affairs)
2009-2017: Lightning Bender (People Rulers)
2017-????: Worldchief Drummer (Public Affairs)

Canada is fucking insane:

1935-1948: Resoluteprotection Lion SonofBrightone Ruler (Freedom-minded)
1948-1957: Famousbattle Holy Laurentuminhabitant (Freedom-minded)
1957-1963: Godsgrace Deepdweller (Forward-going Preservationist)
1963-1968: Ligoretown Humidareatree Rockson (Freedom-minded)
1968-1979: Rock Mygodisjehovah Waterhole (Freedom-minded)
1979-1980: Godshalladd Clerk (Forward-going Preservationist)
1980-1984: Rock Mygodisjehovah Waterhole (Freedom-minded)
1984-1984: Godsgrace Latheworker (Freedom-minded)
1984-1993: Noble Ruanfollower (Forward-going Preservationist)
1993-1993: April "Clearing-of-a-woman-called-CyneburgMeadow" Crookedmouth
1993-2003: Godsgrace Anointedfollower (Freedom-minded)
2003-2006: Prayedfor of Mars (Freedom-minded)
2006-2015: Wreath Harpplayer (Preservationist)
2015-????: Fair Waterhole (Freedom-minded)

Also, I had no idea that Kim was actually only a nickname. The real name of the first female Prime Minister of Canada is Avril.

Why the fuck do you have to be so complicated?
 
2001-2009: David Bowers/Lee Wendell (Republican)
def. 2000: Kathryn Bennett/Ed Kealty (Democratic)
def. 2004: J. Robert Fowler/Roger Durling (Democratic)
2009-2013: Patricia Caldwell/Calvin Samson (Democratic)
def. 2009: James Ballantine/Jack Ryan (Republican)
2013-2015: Scott Waller/Paul Mendez (Republican)
def. 2012: Patricia Caldwell/Calvin Samson (Democratic)
2015: Paul Mendez/Vacant (Republican)
2015-2021: Milton Ellis/Vacant (National Reconstruction)

2016 Election Postponed due to Green Poison Epidemic

My Attempt to make a coherent Presidential list from the Tom Clancy games, with some Tom Clancy movie cameos
 
Because it was inevitable:

1936-1946: Rock White Godsgrace's Son (Friendly Peopleruler)
1946-1969: Receiver Foreigner (Friendly Peopleruler)
1969-1976: Descendant Palm (Friendly Peopleruler)
1976-1979: Thunderbear Fieldsman (Middle)
1979: Descendant Woolstone (People's Party, The Freedom-Inclined Ones)
1979-1982: Thunderbear Fieldsman (Middle)
1982-1986: Descendant Palm (Friendly Peopleruler)
1986-1991: Ing's Warrior Man's Son (Friendly Peopleruler)
1991-1994: Man Beetle (Unexcitable)
1994-1996: Ing's Warrior Man's Son (Friendly Peopleruler)
1996-2006: Peasant Rock's Son (Friendly Peopleruler)
2006-2014: Peace Ruler Purefield (Unexcitable)
2014-: Wreathed Leaf (Friendly Peopleruler)
 
Because it was inevitable:

1936-1946: Rock White Godsgrace's Son (Friendly Peopleruler)
1946-1969: Receiver Foreigner (Friendly Peopleruler)
1969-1976: Descendant Palm (Friendly Peopleruler)
1976-1979: Thunderbear Fieldsman (Middle)
1979: Descendant Woolstone (People's Party, The Freedom-Inclined Ones)
1979-1982: Thunderbear Fieldsman (Middle)
1982-1986: Descendant Palm (Friendly Peopleruler)
1986-1991: Ing's Warrior Man's Son (Friendly Peopleruler)
1991-1994: Man Beetle (Unexcitable)
1994-1996: Ing's Warrior Man's Son (Friendly Peopleruler)
1996-2006: Peasant Rock's Son (Friendly Peopleruler)
2006-2014: Peace Ruler Purefield (Unexcitable)
2014-: Wreathed Leaf (Friendly Peopleruler)

Interesting thing is that if you go for Japan, you should note that the Japanese word for socialism does not actually draw from the Japanese word for social but from society.

However, I am not listing all the countless LDP Prime Ministers Japan has had since Prince Naruhiko Higashikuni just to be able to include:

1947-1948: Philosophy Partialmountain (Land of the Rising Sun Societist Faction)

Admittedly, with the kanji, it's to some extent far easier to do this for Japan than for probably most European nations.
 
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2016-19: Theresa May (Conservative)

Theresa May decides against a general election, feeling confident she can push through Corbyn and peel off Labour MPs for her Brexit plans. This is widely seen later as a lamentable mistake: her small majority isn't enough to declare a mandate for her policies and the Tories have too harsh a conflict between Remainers and hardcore Brexiteers, while Boris Johnson starts to grow in confidence again and test the waters for a coup as the mood turns against her. At the end of 2018, when May puts forward her anemic Withdrawal Agreement, Boris and the ERG mount a leadership challenge.

It fails. There isn't a Tory majority for him either.

However, the Tory party went to war over May's plan before she could even be put to the wider Commons. May goes to the EU and requests an extention while the UK has an election, one that will be run on specific models of Brexit - the weary EU gives it the go-ahead.

May is sure she's going to get it right this time - Labour is on the backfoot with Corbyn both entrenched but having no victories to speak of, the anti-Brexit Lib Dems are still not big enough a threat, and the SNP can't cleansweep Scotland when a third of the population want to Leave. The election on her plan will finally see a way out of--


2019: Hung Parliament

BUMS.
 
Jumping aboard this bandwagon:



Leaders of the One of Council Communal Commonwealths (as All-Encompassing Secret Dividers of the One of Councils)

1922-1924 Worldruler Largeriver (The Majority, then Universal Section)
1924-1953 Godrise Steelman (Universal Section)
1953-1953 Farmer Littleman's Son (Universal Section) - as First in Rank of the One of Councils
1953-1964 Peopleswin Pear Orchard (Universal Section)
1964-1982 Lion Shore (Universal Section)
1982-1984 Farmer Masculine (Universal Section)
1984-1985 Steadfast Black (Universal Section)
1985-1991 Godlike Hunchback (Universal Section)

Presiding Chairmen of the Rowers'-Land Covenant

1991-2000 Snowleopard Firtree (Independent)
2000-2008 Worldruler Wayman (Independent)
2008-2012 Demeter's-Follower Bear (One'd Rowers'-Land)
2012-???? Worldruler Wayman (One'd Rowers'-Land, then Independent)
 
Presiding Seater of the Steer-Minded of the Rabbits' Island

1936-1975: Free Frank
1975-1976: Freeman Eagle-Hillborn
1976-1981: Noblewolf Stargodson (Pointed Tool's)
1981-1982: Bravearmy Bald-Forested Place (Pointed Tool's)
1982-1996: Horselover Fightreadyson (Companion's)
1996-2004: God will give-Rebel Donkey-raiser (Army's)
2004-2011: God will give-Famed Warrior Famed Kingson Shoemaker (Companion's)
2011-2018: War Godson Rajoy (Army's)
2018-0000: Stone Holy Manson (Companion's)
 
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List of Members of the Speaking Place for the Wandering Marshy River

1983-1992: Rock Renowned Red-Haired Man (Preservationist)
1992-1997: Messenger-of-God Favour Common-Soldier (Preservationist)
1997-2010: Oath-of-God Sea-of-Bitterness Dark-man (Strivers)
2010-2015: God-Beholds Pure Forest-Clearing (Preservationist)
2015-2015: Pearl Favour At-the-Farm (Preservationist)
 
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