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i really didnt need this right as i was thinking about going to sleep
Yes, sorry - looking back, the 'Adobe Premier' joke was a bit much.i really didnt need this right as i was thinking about going to sleep
You bastard Mazda, Can’t tell what’s worse, Adobe Premier or Lee Anderson?List of Lords Protector of the United Kingdom
2023-2027: Matt Hancock/Lee Anderson (Conservative with Liberal Democrat endorsement)
2023 def: Keir Starmer/Jess Phillips (Labour), Umaar Kazmi/Maxine Peake (Solidarity)
2027-0000: Adobe Premier/Vacant (Technocratic)
2027 def: Keir Starmer/Amber Rudd (Democratic List)
Oh, this is a leftover from the first draft, in which I made it explicit that all gypsies and travellers were among the 'privatised' people - but this was closely tied up with a joke about "the 'rona" being blamed on "the Romani", which was so egregiously low-quality that I had to take it out.You bastard Mazda, Can’t tell what’s worse, Adobe Premier or Lee Anderson?
Also, why Lee Anderson? Like just one of the worst possible Tory MPs.
Ah that makes more sense, very Anderson there. I’m imagining Anderson owning a personal fiefdom compromised of his various Romani/Traveller ‘privatised people’.Oh, this is a leftover from the first draft, in which I made it explicit that all gypsies and travellers were among the 'privatised' people - but this was closely tied up with a joke about "the 'rona" being blamed on "the Romani", which was so egregiously low-quality that I had to take it out.
prompted by this frankly idiotic bit on the wiki page for the 1948 republican convention
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Presidents of the United States of America
1941-1944: Wendell Willkie (Republican)
1940 (with Charles L. McNary) def. John Nance Garner (Democratic)
When FDR died in a sudden flood while inspecting one of those new dams on the Tennessee River, it was a national tragedy. For one, it thrust the cantankerous Cactus Jack into the Presidency. Garner would quickly win the Democratic nomination with only minimal fuss - but it turned the 1940 election from a forgone conclusion into a real contest.
Wendell Willkie had already taken his party by storm, but on the campaign trail seemed possessed by an almost unnatural energy that stood in stark contrast to Garner, who had already begun rowing back on some of the grander obligations of the New Deal. Willkie was able to simultaneously portray himself as a worthy successor to Roosevelt's legacy and as a sage who had predicted that government interference in the Tennessee Valley would never pay off. The result was close - but was a return to the norm of the 1920s and before, with the Republicans triumphing over much of the North and West.
Willkie's term would become dominated by The War. And especially by the increasing proliferation of Supernatural Weaponry - which drew upon different sources dependent on the relevant state's priorities and mythologies. It seemed Willkie was oddly prepared for this - while the devastation wrought upon by Pearl Harbor by the Divine Wind was terrible, it was less than some may have calculated.
1944-1948: Wendell Willkie (United)
1944 (with James Farley) def. effectively unopposed
As the year entered 1944, The War looked far from over. The Divine Wind protected the Japanese Islands from attack, the Nazis had managed to plunge Europe into a Fimbulwinter that even the notoriously robust Red Army couldn't endure. The Italians... well, they didn't need so much water to boil pasta any more? But the secret of President Willkie had been revealed - he was in fact America's most powerful warlock, his presidential campaign in 1940 being designed to forge pacts with the spirits of every river of the United States. This riverine magic now assisted America's soldiers in the war - small flasks of blessed river water were carried into battle. It was less dramatic than what the Axis had accomplished, but a little more practical, in a way.
The assistance of the rivers also drove the American war machine forward to ever greater heights. Willkie's power earned him an almost cultic following. There was no question of him winning renomination. Stretching across the aisle to win the first unopposed election in the electoral college since Monroe was less expected.
But in 1944, and in the subsequent years, people began to grow increasingly disquieted at Willkie's behaviour. He grew ever more reliant on the magic - rumours abounded that he may have even died before November in 1944 and had returned, thanks to the intercession of his watery assistants. It seemed whatever bargain he had made, he had not yet held up his end of the bargain.
1948-1972: Wendell Willkie (Independent)
1948 (with T̸̼̙̅̉͝E̷̫͊Ņ̵̘͕̟̎͋ͅN̴̙͈̑͗̑̒E̷̘̘̤̘̔̊̂̕S̸̨͖̱̿Ś̵̹̟̮͙̒̕E̴͙̰̜̚E̶̻̞̓) def. James Farley (Democratic), Earl Warren (Republican)
1952 (with T̸̼̙̅̉͝E̷̫͊Ņ̵̘͕̟̎͋ͅN̴̙͈̑͗̑̒E̷̘̘̤̘̔̊̂̕S̸̨͖̱̿Ś̵̹̟̮͙̒̕E̴͙̰̜̚E̶̻̞̓) def. Douglas MacArthur (Opposition)
1956 (with T̸̼̙̅̉͝E̷̫͊Ņ̵̘͕̟̎͋ͅN̴̙͈̑͗̑̒E̷̘̘̤̘̔̊̂̕S̸̨͖̱̿Ś̵̹̟̮͙̒̕E̴͙̰̜̚E̶̻̞̓) def. effectively unopposed
1960 (with T̸̼̙̅̉͝E̷̫͊Ņ̵̘͕̟̎͋ͅN̴̙͈̑͗̑̒E̷̘̘̤̘̔̊̂̕S̸̨͖̱̿Ś̵̹̟̮͙̒̕E̴͙̰̜̚E̶̻̞̓) def. effectively unopposed
1964 (with T̸̼̙̅̉͝E̷̫͊Ņ̵̘͕̟̎͋ͅN̴̙͈̑͗̑̒E̷̘̘̤̘̔̊̂̕S̸̨͖̱̿Ś̵̹̟̮͙̒̕E̴͙̰̜̚E̶̻̞̓) def. effectively unopposed
1968 (with T̸̼̙̅̉͝E̷̫͊Ņ̵̘͕̟̎͋ͅN̴̙͈̑͗̑̒E̷̘̘̤̘̔̊̂̕S̸̨͖̱̿Ś̵̹̟̮͙̒̕E̴͙̰̜̚E̶̻̞̓) def. effectively unopposed
By 1948, the frankly eerie antics of President Willkie had lost their charm. The War had finally ended in 1946, with Willkie summoning a beast forged of American steel and powered by the energy of a chunk of Lake Michigan to demolish Tokyo. But in the years since, the reality of his pact was making its presence felt. The industry that had blossomed during the war, rusted in the rivers or was uprooted entirely. Unemployment began to soar. The United States withdrew from its international obligations, virtually conceding Europe to the Soviets whilst simultaneously failing to uproot the Nazi guerrilla Einherjar Movement.
The legality of the President's election in 1944 was questioned - leading to Farley launching his own tilt at the Presidency, alleging he was the legitimate President. In response, Willkie made the 'nymphs' American citizens and ran for re-election with the spirit of the Tennessee River as his running mate. He stood alone, the old parties unwilling to stand with him. But no other candidate could command the waters of America.
He won re-election, not without some difficulty. And Americans came to regret it. A vast programme of irrigation, under the command of a rejuvenated Conservation Corps saw thousands of tributary rivers proliferate across the face of the United States. Every new river saw a new spirit join to Willkie's magic. The waters were shaped into sigils thousands of miles in length, enhancing and magnifying Willkie's power. America was becoming a nation of rivers.
Dams were torn down, and the cities of men were driven inland. Willkie became less and less a man, and more and more a shade. He became ever more capricious and violent. Political opponents were snatched up by flash floods, never to be seen again. The states, the federal government, they became increasingly irrelevant. And all the while, driven by the pact he had forged, he sought an alternative. A release. He passed on responsibility for individual pacts ie specific drainage basins to trusted acolytes. The federal government, the states, became increasingly irrelevant as the nation was carved up into fiefs ruled over by subordinate warlocks and their attendant river.
Willkie's pact had however introduced imbalance in the forces of nature. The capricious river spirits wished to run fast and wide and winding, and cared for little else. Forests, farms, mountains, all that stood in their path, were irrelevant. And this, finally, proved to be both theirs and Willkie's undoing.
Chief Warlock of the Nation of America
1972-0000: William O. Douglas (Forest)
1972 def. Wendell Willkie (River)
It was another warlock, with another pact who ultimately overthrew Willkie. Douglas made his pacts with the trees, the forests and woods, who suffered as men suffered as all America was bent to the will of the rivers. Willkie had never been challenged to magical combat before - it showed. Douglas triumphed, as roots drank the water of his enemy.
Claiming his predecessor's throne, Douglas formalised much of what had become the norm in America. The presidency was abolished, and a parliamentary system adopted - with delegations from the nature spirits that the United States had so unwittingly awoken. The Chief Warlock was to be an entirely ceremonial position. And the forging of pacts was to be strictly regulated. In future there would be no Chief Warlock as powerful as either Douglas or Willkie. In time, a balance of sorts would be achieved, a unity of man and nature such as had never before been accomplished since the days of Eden.
prompted by this frankly idiotic bit on the wiki page for the 1948 republican convention
prompted by this frankly idiotic bit on the wiki page for the 1948 republican convention
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Presidents of the United States of America
1941-1944: Wendell Willkie (Republican)
1940 (with Charles L. McNary) def. John Nance Garner (Democratic)
When FDR died in a sudden flood while inspecting one of those new dams on the Tennessee River, it was a national tragedy. For one, it thrust the cantankerous Cactus Jack into the Presidency. Garner would quickly win the Democratic nomination with only minimal fuss - but it turned the 1940 election from a forgone conclusion into a real contest.
Wendell Willkie had already taken his party by storm, but on the campaign trail seemed possessed by an almost unnatural energy that stood in stark contrast to Garner, who had already begun rowing back on some of the grander obligations of the New Deal. Willkie was able to simultaneously portray himself as a worthy successor to Roosevelt's legacy and as a sage who had predicted that government interference in the Tennessee Valley would never pay off. The result was close - but was a return to the norm of the 1920s and before, with the Republicans triumphing over much of the North and West.
Willkie's term would become dominated by The War. And especially by the increasing proliferation of Supernatural Weaponry - which drew upon different sources dependent on the relevant state's priorities and mythologies. It seemed Willkie was oddly prepared for this - while the devastation wrought upon by Pearl Harbor by the Divine Wind was terrible, it was less than some may have calculated.
1944-1948: Wendell Willkie (United)
1944 (with James Farley) def. effectively unopposed
As the year entered 1944, The War looked far from over. The Divine Wind protected the Japanese Islands from attack, the Nazis had managed to plunge Europe into a Fimbulwinter that even the notoriously robust Red Army couldn't endure. The Italians... well, they didn't need so much water to boil pasta any more? But the secret of President Willkie had been revealed - he was in fact America's most powerful warlock, his presidential campaign in 1940 being designed to forge pacts with the spirits of every river of the United States. This riverine magic now assisted America's soldiers in the war - small flasks of blessed river water were carried into battle. It was less dramatic than what the Axis had accomplished, but a little more practical, in a way.
The assistance of the rivers also drove the American war machine forward to ever greater heights. Willkie's power earned him an almost cultic following. There was no question of him winning renomination. Stretching across the aisle to win the first unopposed election in the electoral college since Monroe was less expected.
But in 1944, and in the subsequent years, people began to grow increasingly disquieted at Willkie's behaviour. He grew ever more reliant on the magic - rumours abounded that he may have even died before November in 1944 and had returned, thanks to the intercession of his watery assistants. It seemed whatever bargain he had made, he had not yet held up his end of the bargain.
1948-1972: Wendell Willkie (Independent)
1948 (with T̸̼̙̅̉͝E̷̫͊Ņ̵̘͕̟̎͋ͅN̴̙͈̑͗̑̒E̷̘̘̤̘̔̊̂̕S̸̨͖̱̿Ś̵̹̟̮͙̒̕E̴͙̰̜̚E̶̻̞̓) def. James Farley (Democratic), Earl Warren (Republican)
1952 (with T̸̼̙̅̉͝E̷̫͊Ņ̵̘͕̟̎͋ͅN̴̙͈̑͗̑̒E̷̘̘̤̘̔̊̂̕S̸̨͖̱̿Ś̵̹̟̮͙̒̕E̴͙̰̜̚E̶̻̞̓) def. Douglas MacArthur (Opposition)
1956 (with T̸̼̙̅̉͝E̷̫͊Ņ̵̘͕̟̎͋ͅN̴̙͈̑͗̑̒E̷̘̘̤̘̔̊̂̕S̸̨͖̱̿Ś̵̹̟̮͙̒̕E̴͙̰̜̚E̶̻̞̓) def. effectively unopposed
1960 (with T̸̼̙̅̉͝E̷̫͊Ņ̵̘͕̟̎͋ͅN̴̙͈̑͗̑̒E̷̘̘̤̘̔̊̂̕S̸̨͖̱̿Ś̵̹̟̮͙̒̕E̴͙̰̜̚E̶̻̞̓) def. effectively unopposed
1964 (with T̸̼̙̅̉͝E̷̫͊Ņ̵̘͕̟̎͋ͅN̴̙͈̑͗̑̒E̷̘̘̤̘̔̊̂̕S̸̨͖̱̿Ś̵̹̟̮͙̒̕E̴͙̰̜̚E̶̻̞̓) def. effectively unopposed
1968 (with T̸̼̙̅̉͝E̷̫͊Ņ̵̘͕̟̎͋ͅN̴̙͈̑͗̑̒E̷̘̘̤̘̔̊̂̕S̸̨͖̱̿Ś̵̹̟̮͙̒̕E̴͙̰̜̚E̶̻̞̓) def. effectively unopposed
By 1948, the frankly eerie antics of President Willkie had lost their charm. The War had finally ended in 1946, with Willkie summoning a beast forged of American steel and powered by the energy of a chunk of Lake Michigan to demolish Tokyo. But in the years since, the reality of his pact was making its presence felt. The industry that had blossomed during the war, rusted in the rivers or was uprooted entirely. Unemployment began to soar. The United States withdrew from its international obligations, virtually conceding Europe to the Soviets whilst simultaneously failing to uproot the Nazi guerrilla Einherjar Movement.
The legality of the President's election in 1944 was questioned - leading to Farley launching his own tilt at the Presidency, alleging he was the legitimate President. In response, Willkie made the 'nymphs' American citizens and ran for re-election with the spirit of the Tennessee River as his running mate. He stood alone, the old parties unwilling to stand with him. But no other candidate could command the waters of America.
He won re-election, not without some difficulty. And Americans came to regret it. A vast programme of irrigation, under the command of a rejuvenated Conservation Corps saw thousands of tributary rivers proliferate across the face of the United States. Every new river saw a new spirit join to Willkie's magic. The waters were shaped into sigils thousands of miles in length, enhancing and magnifying Willkie's power. America was becoming a nation of rivers.
Dams were torn down, and the cities of men were driven inland. Willkie became less and less a man, and more and more a shade. He became ever more capricious and violent. Political opponents were snatched up by flash floods, never to be seen again. The states, the federal government, they became increasingly irrelevant. And all the while, driven by the pact he had forged, he sought an alternative. A release. He passed on responsibility for individual pacts ie specific drainage basins to trusted acolytes. The federal government, the states, became increasingly irrelevant as the nation was carved up into fiefs ruled over by subordinate warlocks and their attendant river.
Willkie's pact had however introduced imbalance in the forces of nature. The capricious river spirits wished to run fast and wide and winding, and cared for little else. Forests, farms, mountains, all that stood in their path, were irrelevant. And this, finally, proved to be both theirs and Willkie's undoing.
Chief Warlock of the Nation of America
1972-0000: William O. Douglas (Forest)
1972 def. Wendell Willkie (River)
It was another warlock, with another pact who ultimately overthrew Willkie. Douglas made his pacts with the trees, the forests and woods, who suffered as men suffered as all America was bent to the will of the rivers. Willkie had never been challenged to magical combat before - it showed. Douglas triumphed, as roots drank the water of his enemy.
Claiming his predecessor's throne, Douglas formalised much of what had become the norm in America. The presidency was abolished, and a parliamentary system adopted - with delegations from the nature spirits that the United States had so unwittingly awoken. The Chief Warlock was to be an entirely ceremonial position. And the forging of pacts was to be strictly regulated. In future there would be no Chief Warlock as powerful as either Douglas or Willkie. In time, a balance of sorts would be achieved, a unity of man and nature such as had never before been accomplished since the days of Eden.
The economic contraction caused by coronavirus varied in intensity from country to country, but one of the worst hit in terms of GDP was the United Kingdom. The recovery was slow, and the tight margins demanded by several decades of increased 'efficiency' meant that firms were lucky to remain solvent. This had impacts on tax take, and the British Government - although initially taking an expansionist course - had to make significant savings. The problem was that (due to forty years of neoliberal state management and retreat from social obligations) there were no functions of the state that could be pared back to the extent required. Even fresh elections couldn't bring any new ideas to the table - the Lib Dems managed to get the monarchy abolished (crowning King George was seen as tantamount to child abuse, anyhow) and introduce Proportional Representation - but PR only applied to the new head of state, who was now elected from a party list. The second person on the list became Vice-Protector.
The Conservative-Liberal coalition had only one option to keep the state's cashflow steady - a massive programme of privatisation, not only of individual state assets (like school buildings) and functions (like healthcare), but of people. Or rather, of the state's relationship with the people.
The state formerly accepted the responsibility to provide, say, medical care, and could reject that responsibility if it couldn't afford it - but the UK was the first country to privatise the entire notion of bilateral obligations and benefits between individuals and the state. The people algorithmically chosen to be privatised (who, for unexplained reasons, tended to be poor or to belong to certain minority groups) were now free from the responsibility to pay taxes to the British Government, or to obey its laws. Equally, they no longer benefited from state pensions, benefits, education, bin lorries or the protection of the police or the armed forces. These bilateral relationships were now entered into with the individuals and corporations who had purchased the 'assets'.
In layman's terms, some former citizens were now dependent on private entities for their wellbeing, while also being entirely, completely responsible to those entities in every way. The press took up a slight hue and cry over the treatment of 'non-sovereign citizens' by 'non-states' like Sports Direct, whose citizens were not given the right to earn money or own property, and were made to reside in the warehouses where they now worked 28-hour shifts. But this was the price we had to pay for the continuation of state services towards us ourselves, which were funded by the profits from these sell-offs.
In fact, it was literally the price we had to pay, because whomst among us hadn't Backed Britain by buying a helper to cook and clean for us? We didn't want to be disloyal. Far easier to chalk it up to the New Normal.
The only misgivings that I had, personally, were around the new constitutional alterations, which gave 'non-states' a voting weight equal to the number of 'people' on their books (so I, for instance, had two votes: one for me and one for - what was her name? - Ameera or something). But yes, this gave me pause for thought, because surely if these assets were no longer part of the UK they shouldn't get the vote, even by proxy. It must have been to sweeten the deal for Sports Direct, I suppose. A lot of people were annoyed about this example of the Tories' flagrant disrespect for democracy, actually, and it was probably the main thing that decimated the prestige of human politicians. We couldn't have non-UK citizens deciding our laws, it was crazy. This was why we'd voted Leave.
After all, we didn't have much to thank the politicians for - but we had the Algorithm to thank for our freedom.
List of Prime Ministers of the United Kingdom
2019-2021: Boris Johnson (Conservative)
2021: Rishi Sunak (Conservative)
2021-2022: Priti Patel (Conservative)
2022: Matt Hancock (Conservative)
2022-2023: Matt Hancock (Conservative-Liberal Democrat coalition)
2022 def: Keir Starmer (Labour), Ed Davey (Liberal Democrats)
List of Lords Protector of the United Kingdom
2023-2027: Matt Hancock/Lee Anderson (Conservative with Liberal Democrat endorsement)
2023 def: Keir Starmer/Jess Phillips (Labour), Umaar Kazmi/Maxine Peake (Solidarity)
2027-0000: Adobe Premier/Vacant (Technocratic)
2027 def: Keir Starmer/Amber Rudd (Democratic List)
Maharajas of the Sikh Empire
Does Afghanistan also get annexed by Russia or is it just awkwardly sandwiched by it?
Strange Days Presidents List:It is seven years from now. Things look pretty much the same. The newer cars are smaller, more cab-forward, but they look like cars. The people on the street aren't wearing silver lame jumpsuits. Clothes look like clothes. No radical new styles. The economy is worse. The jobless rate is up. New housing is down. All the indicators are creeping steadily into the red, as they have for most of our lives. California, the Shake 'n Bake state, is still mailing out IOU's and waiting for the Big One to make Barstow into beachfront property.