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Lists of Heads of Government and Heads of State

The Kipper Sinks But Doesn't Burn

29 September 2017
Anne Marie Waters: 24.6%
David Kurten: 23.3%
John Rees-Evans: 19.9%
Jane Collins: 15.2%
Peter Whittle: 15.1%
Aiden Powlesland: 0.8%

Anne Marie Waters was elected leader on a very narrow margin on a platform that mainly boiled down to being anti-Islam. Immediately a wave of resignations began, with UKIP losing six MEPs before it was stabilised by rumours that the NEC would be lodging a vote of no confidence.

28 December 2017 - EGM - To support the motion to remove Anne Marie Waters as leader of UKIP for conduct against the values of the party.
Yes: 88 No: 177

To verify the no confidence motion, the NEC had to call an Emergency General Meeting within 28 days. And to the shock and horror of many members they opted to do so between Christmas and New Years, in Londonderry, Northern Ireland. Few registered members could make it and the hope was this would bias the decision towards the NEC, who would have advance notice and more willingness to travel. The meeting was small and badly attended, but the ex-pat Irish UKIP vote and the Northern Ireland vote swung towards Waters.

Immediately the party was hit by another wave of resignations, including Nigel Farage and Paul Nuttall. By the end of the year the party was reduced to 4 MEPs, Gareth Bennett in the Senedd and David Kurten in the London Assembly.

Waters began to reorganise the party around herself - where-ever possible the NEC was cut out of decision making and more and more power found it's way to For Britain - her attempt to establish a Momentum style party-within-a-party.

The next year was a desperate fight for the soul of the party as Farage established the new Brexit Party as a rival. Things came to a head in the NEC elections, when it became clear that the NEC would block For Britain's slate in its entirety. Waters resigned as leader, announcing that she would use the leadership election as a referendum on the NEC's conduct.

24 November 2018
Anne Marie Waters (For Britain): 60.2%
Ben Walker: 39.8%
Anne Marie Waters was opposed by only one candidate, who had the backing of the NEC and for a long while looked as though he might win by default as Waters was under threat of being suspended from the contest. Walker promised the same anti-Islam policies as Waters, and all the same limitations to the power of the NEC. In fact he promised to go further, with AV for leadership elections and regular referendums on party policies. In the end, none of this was trusted.

Waters went into 2019 riding high - many NEC members resigned and she was able to replace them with her own people, and as Brexit trundled on the party regularly polled well. All this collapsed in the EU elections, where her candidates such as Tommy Robinson and Carl Benjamin caused media storms and the party's vote collapsed to the new Brexit Party. Following the election, Waters was forced to resign.

21 September 2019
Helena Windsor: 34.6%
Stuart Agnew (For Britain): 31.9%
David Kurten: 26.8
Piers Wauchope: 12.1%
Freddy Vachha: 4.6%
Windsor won a tough election and bought the party back towards what could be considered a moderate direction but was far to the right of UKIP in its prime. The far right was allowed to continue in the party, and anti-Islam measures were considered an important and permanent fixture.

The party was largely moribund having lost most of its donors, and representatives, and its position as foremost right of the Tories party. Then, Brexit declared they would pull out of many seats in the 2019 December election. UKIP, hollowed out and defeated, could manage only 302 candidates, but that was more than Farage had put forward. They got good press from being denied a place on some of the debates, but when they were included, Windsor performed terribly. The party received just 1.4% of the vote and Windsor tendered her resignation.

23 February 2020
Carl Benjamin (For Britain): 50.1%
Jo Marney (One Britain): 32.1%
Gerard Batten: 17.8%
Carl Benjamin, former UKIP candidate and alt-right YouTuber, took over as leader of UKIP and pushed the party back to the right in an election where Gerard Batten represented a middle ground and model Jo Marney "The Bad Girl of Brexit" represented a move back to what in the party now constituted the left. For the first time, Marney was at the head of her own slate, and an attempt to form a new party-within-a-party to compete with For Britain.

The party set out to refocus on culture war issues - race, gender ideology, and Islam were to be the key areas. Then COVID hit.

Benjamin's mental health had never been great - but the media interest in his "I wouldn't even rape" Jess Phillips comments, along with his apology and statement that in fact he would, and the ensuing police investigation, all left him in a fragile state. The pandemic worsened this considerably. He found himself getting increasingly tied up in arguments over minutia of political philosophy and less and less interested in actually leading the party, which was in financial turmoil and suffering from widespread embezzlement. This, added to highly memeable Zoom gaffes, caused him to be seen as an utter joke, even in the party.

Black Lives Matter and the anti-mask protests of the summer helped give him a bit of interest in the world again, but it was too little, too late. In early August he announced that the country was irreparably broken and that he would be writing a book called the Two-Hundred Year Plan to describe how the right could survive and take back society.

26 September 2020
Laura Ward (Free The Children Alliance): 26.5%
Steven Morrissey (For Britain): 26.4%
Tommy Robinson: 26.3%
Elizabeth Jones (One Britain): 24.8%

Laura Ward was a strange figure - a relative unknown in the party who went on to beat two big names and the annointed candidate of the remaining party infrastructure. She would have definitely lost, had Robinson stood down for Morrissey, or vice versa. But egos got in the way and the relationship between the two giants of the party's new centre proved too much to overcome.

Ward represents a new faction within the party - one that believes wholeheartedly in QAnon, Coronavirus denial, and that vaccinations, facemasks, and 5G are government conspiracies. These views are mainstream in the party's membership, but many people in the mid-level leadership consider them to be too extreme and unelectable. But, they said that about Anne Marie Waters and... wait. Shit.
 
Like the idea of internal UKIP ginger groups, especially since factionalism in a party with no seats and such a small membership is inherently funny.

In early August he announced that the country was irreparably broken and that he would be writing
a book called the Two-Hundred Year Plan to describe how the right could survive and take back society.

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Like the idea of internal UKIP ginger groups, especially since factionalism in a party with no seats and such a small membership is inherently funny.

Batten's supporters attempted to set up a momentum style movement, but they did so while leaving the party and against intense political opposition. I think had AMW won she'd have wanted to focus her fight against the NEC through a grassroots movement and if she survived, that's a powerful group suddenly
 
Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc

1953-1954: Dwight D. Eisenhower (Republican)
1952 (with Richard Nixon): Adlai Stevenson (Democratic)
1954-1969: Richard Nixon (Republican)
1956 (with Walter Judd): Adlai Stevenson (Democratic)
1960 (with Walter Judd): Adlai Stevenson (Democratic), various unpledged southern electors
1964 (with Gerald Ford): George Wallace (Democratic)
1968 (with Gerald Ford): Henry M. Jackson (Democratic)

1969-1973: Gerald Ford (Republican)
1973-1977: John Connally (Republican)
1972 (with Spiro Agnew): Ed Muskie (Democratic)
1977-1985: Ronald Reagan (Republican)
1976 (with Bob Dole): Adlai Stevenson III (Democratic)
1980 (with Bob Dole): Walter Mondale (Democratic)

1985-1990: Jeane Kirkpatrick (Republican)
1984 (with George Bush): Gary Hart (Democratic)
1988 (with Lowell Weicker): John Glenn (Democratic),
various unpledged 'conservative republican' electors
1990-1991: Lowell Weicker (Republican)
1991-1994: Chuck Robb (Independent)
1991 def. Howard Baker (The Movement)
1994-2005: Dick Cheney (Independent)
1994 def. Chuck Robb (Independent), Bernie Sanders (Socialist), Buddy Cianci (Independent)
1999 def. Dennis Kucinich (American Labor), Bernie Sanders (Socialist), Lyndon LaRouche (New Democratic),
Dick Gephardt (Social Democratic)
2005-2010: Al Gore (People's)
2004 def. Rick Perry (States' Rights), Bernie Sanders (Socialist), Dennis Kucinich (American Labor)
2010-2014: Rick Perry (States' Rights)
2010 def. Christine Todd Whitman (Columbia), Joe Biden (American Spirit), Jeb Bush (Independent), Al Gore (Independent)
2014-2014: John Kasich (Columbia)
2014-2019: Michael Bloomberg (Democratic Reform)
2014 def. Christine Todd Whitman (Columbia), Tucker Carlson (Radical), George Pataki (Civic), Joe Biden (American Spirit)
2019-0000: Aaron Sorkin (The American President)
2019 def. Michael Bloomberg (Democratic Reform), Christine Todd Whitman (Columbia), John Bolton (Independent), George Pataki (Civic), Evan McMullin (Independent), Tucker Carlson (Radical)

The triumph of Lowell Weicker's Movement cemented the fall of America's Nixonite Regime. President Kirkpatrick's resignation in the face of congressional pressure from GOP hardliners would lead to the final collapse of the old American political order. The Movement's power would fade fast. Neoliberals would displace the Movement's reformist policy wonks in a matter of years. The cycle would repeat itself quickly as neoconservatives would soon force out those neoliberals, taking advantage of a 'shock therapy' induced recession. Cheney's neocon regime would see the massive curtailment of civil liberties and the heavy centralization of power. Many were worried when Rick Perry, the spiritual culmination of the Cheney years, appeared to be the heir-apparent to the presidency. People took to the streets in droves to aid his opponent, Al Gore, in 2004's election.

Their public pressure would pay off as Perry would concede following the election's unprecedented third round and international condemnation. Gore would be handed a poisoned chalice, however, and his government would falter and fracture in the face of several crises, paving the way for Rick Perry's political comeback in 2010. But opposition to Perry had not lessened in the meantime, especially regarding his pro-Chinese foreign policy which stood contrary to his predecessor's pro-European Federation foreign policy. In 2014 the situation would come to a head following Perry's acceptance of Chinese bailout money to relieve the ongoing recession and his determination to enter talks with them regarding a trade deal. 2014's New American Revolution would bring Perry's government to its knees right in the middle of the nearby Vancouver Winter Olympics. Fearing for his personal safety, Perry would flee to Beijing following weeks of violence in the streets.

America's new pro-EF government quickly had a lot on their plate. The Chinese had seized the Hawaiian Islands within days of Perry's removal and were poised to hold an unrecognized referendum in the coming weeks. Additionally, Chinese backed secessionists had begun a guerilla war in Alaska, likely with the direct aid of Chinese troops. Michael Bloomberg's first round victory in post-revolutionary America's hastily held presidential election showed the strength of America's oligarchs and the stranglehold they had secured over public policy. Scandals about anything from his administration's latent corruption to the arming of neo-Nazis in Alaska (a move that had the support of the Radical Party's Tucker Carlson) would cripple Bloomberg's presidency.

Enter: Aaron Sorkin. A longtime presence in Hollywood, Sorkin was a screenwriter of some renown in *ahem* "the industry" by 2014's Revolution. Sorkin, inspired by the nation's new government, would create a TV political drama title "The American President" starring himself as a fictional viral star-turned-reformist President. The show would be a massive hit in America and run from 2015 to 2018. The show's reformist politics struck a chord with an American people tired of corruption and oligarchy. Aaron Sorkin quickly became a household name. When the 2019 election season began and Americans looked towards a number of opposition candidates to oust President Bloomberg, Sorkin decided to take advantage of his unique opportunity. He soon emerged as the surprise frontrunner of the election's first round and later on, in a two-way race between himself and Bloomberg, he would win in a landslide. Now it is time to see how the political writer will serve as a political leader.
 
Some stuff from "Will the Last One Out Please Turn Off the Lights?", which I'm gonna try completing this time.

Presidents of the United States
2025-2026: Josh Hawley†/Ammon Bundy

defeated Kamala Harris/Pete Buttigeig
2026-2029: Ammon Bundy/[vacant]
2029-2033: Ammon Bundy/James Lankford

defeated Liliana Bakhtiari/Vaughn Stewart, Lucky Narain/Joe Lhota (Right-wing Independent)
2033-2035: Chokwe Lumumba*/Jacob Frey*
defeated Ariana Rowlands/Rogan O’Handley
2035-2037: Adi Sathi [as Speaker of the House of Representatives]
2037-204?: Ryan Bundy/Madison Cawthorn

defeated Varisha Khan/Franklin Bynum

Secretaries of General Affairs for the United States
2037-2038: Roy Moore
[appointed by President Ryan Bundy]
2038-204?: Eddie Gallagher [appointed by Congressional majority]
204?-20??: Matt Shea [appointed by the Office of the Committee for General Affairs]

† = assassinated/died in office
* = impeached
 
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Wanted to try out a format. All resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

2021-2023: Former Vice Pres. Joe Biden of Delaware / Sen. Kamala Harris of California (Democratic)
2020: def. Pres. Donald Trump of Florida / Vice Pres. Mike Pence of Indiana (Republican)


"Protests, clashes in the aftermath of mail-in ballot recount; right-wing militiamen cry foul at 'stolen election'"
"President Zelensky's resignation: a new turn in Ukraine and Russia's shadow war?"
"Debate over the Green New Deal continues in Congress"


2023-2024: Vice Pres. Kamala Harris of California / vacant (Democratic)
2024-2033: Pres. Kamala Harris of California / Gov. Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan (Democratic)
2024: def. Sen. Josh Hawley of Missouri / Gov. Kristi Noem of South Dakota (Republican)
2028: def. Former Rep. Mike Garcia of California / Gov. Tim Griffin of Arkansas (Republican)


"The Conundrum of Pervasive Advertisements"
"Vladimir Putin, Russia's strongman President, dead at 75"
"India invades, annexes Qatar amidst oil price implosion, attacks by Red Crescent Army"
"The youth volunteering for the Russian Democratic Front in Novosibirsk"


2033-2041: House Maj. Leader Elise Stefanik of New York / Gov. Frank LaRose of Ohio (Republican)
2032: def. Vice Pres. Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan / Former Gov. Ron Nirenberg of Texas (Democratic), Actor Mark Ruffalo of Wisconsin / Former Rep. Joshua Collins of Washington (Green)
2036: def. Gov. Alessandra Biaggi of New York / Sen. Anna Eskamani of Florida (Democratic)


"Healthy Digital Environment Act"
"Arab Summer and the Sino-American battle for influence in the Middle East"
"King Charles III declares emergency government as UK struggles with floods in the Fens"
"Sergey Boyko inaugurated President of the Russian Federation"
"Mexico and United States sign treaty imposing strict restrictions on immigration across the U.S.-Mexican border; affirm need to combat desertification"


2041-2047: Gov. Stephen Smith of West Virginia / Sen. Athena Salman of Arizona (Democratic)
2040: def. Gov. Madison Cawthorn of North Carolina / Sec. of State Garrett A. Johnson of California (Republican)
2044: def. Sen. Niraj Antani of Ohio / Rep. Tommi Burner of Washington (Republican)

2047: Vice Pres. Athena Salman of Arizona / vacant (Democratic)
2047-2049: Pres. Athena Salman of Arizona / Sec. of State Bakari Sellers of South Carolina (Democratic)


"Is the implementation of Medicare for All amidst climate catastrophe a bad idea?"
"Clashes over water rights flare up on both sides of the Mediterranean"
"Growing number of self-governing 'autonomous communities' across all states of America"
"Monarchy reinstated in Brazil"
"President Smith incapacitated following assassination attempt in Houston"
"Chinese Emergency ends, Shanghai government recognized as legitimate"


2049-present: Sen. Mark Weaver of Michigan / Gov. Noe Zeniadis of Montana (Republican)
2048: def. Pres. Athena Salman of Arizona / Gov. Justin Anderson of Virginia (Democratic), Jackson Mayor Nubia Ngozi Lumumba of Mississippi / Rep. Luz Begaye of New Mexico (Green ~ Land and Water Rights)
2053: def. Gov. Jack O'Malley of Maryland / Sen. A. S. "Addison" Vasquez of Illinois [replacing Former Mayor of Minneapolis Isra Hirsi of Minnesota / Gov. Jack O'Malley of Maryland] (Democratic)


"What is better for America: reclaimation or fortification?"
"President Weaver criticized over ambivalence on 'hedonic capsules'"
"Weaver and Yamanova meet in Vladivostok, cement Russian-American alliance in face of European, Indian, Egyptian aggression"
"The Bruenig Proposal for coastal city reconstruction"
"Florida Governor pleads federal government to dispatch FEMA troops, prevent further flooding"
"Japan, Ireland, Indonesia elect technocratic governments"
 
Fantastic list, but what happened here exactly?

Rather unfortunately for the 2052 presidential ticket and the progressive left of the 2050s Democratic Party, Isra Hirsi sustained fatal injuries as a result of a car incident while leaving for the William P. Hobby Airport on September 8, 2052.
 
I shuffled the deck and all I got was this t shirt
Eariler than OTL:Wartime Leader who dies
Eariler than OTL:Guy who was knew as mediocre but ITTL he's cool

Later than OTL:Guy with positive reputation but has a negative one ITTL
Later than OTL:Guy that stills in the opposition longer
Earlier Than OTL:Guy who was in a different political party OTL
Around the same time as time as OTL:Person who was in power for a long time but here's her term is short
Earlier Than OTL: who has in power for a long time but OTL his term was short
Later Than OTL: Guy known for being boring is cool
Earlier Than OTL: Guy known for cool is boring
 
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I shuffled the deck and all I got was this t shirt
Eariler than OTL:Wartime Leader who dies
Eariler than OTL:Guy who was knew as mediocre but ITTL he's cool

Later than OTL:Guy with positive reputation but has a negative one ITTL
Later than OTL:Guy that stills in the opposition longer
Earlier Than OTL:Guy who was in a different political party OTL
Around the same time as time as OTL:Person who was in power for a long time but here's her term is short
Earlier Than OTL: who has in power for a long time but OTL his term was short
Later Than OTL: Guy known for being boring is cool
Earlier Than OTL: Guy known for cool is boring

That's a burn on this whole genre

All it's missing is

Earlier than OTL: Unexpected and temporary rise of a third party
Earlier than OTL: Military government
 
Chasing Shadows 1898 (With Apologies to @Mumby)

1893-1897: John M. Palmer / William E. Russell (Democratic)

1892: Benjamin Harrison / Whitlaw Reid (Republican), James B. Weaver / Ben Stockton Terrell (Populist)
1897-1898: William J. Bryan / DeWitt C. Senter (Democratic, Silver, Populist)
1896: William McKinley / Garret A. Hobart (Republican), Thomas E. Watson (Populist), S. Grover Cleveland / Simon B. Buckner (National Democratic)
1898: William J. Bryan / vacant (Democratic-Silver-Populist)
1898-1901: William J. Bryan / vacant (Democratic-Silver-Populist), Theodore Roosevelt (Republican) [As Secretary of General Affairs]
1901-1909: Theodore Roosevelt / Adlai E. Stevenson (Unionist)

1900: William F. “Buffalo Bill” Cody (Unionist), Bird Sim Coler / Charles W. Fairbanks (Non-Partisan Democratic-Republican), William J. Bryan / Jacob S. Coxey (Populist), Eugene V. Debs / Voltairine de Cleyre (Socialist-Labor)
1904: Frederick D. Grant / T. Woodrow Wilson (“Sound Money” Democratic-Republican), James S. “Big Jim” Hogg / Charles A. Towne (Populist), Augustus Gillhaus / Charles H. Matchett (Socialist-Labor)

11.1900-1.1900: Benjamin R. “Pitchfork Ben” Tillman / Marcus A. Hanna (Democratic / Republican) [Disputed] as Leader of the Blue-Gray Democracy

1909-1913: Theodore Roosevelt / Charles J. Bonaparte (Unionist)

1908: George R. Wellington / James K. Vardaman (“Independence” Democratic-Republican), Eugene V. Debs / Charles W. Macune (Farmer-Labor), Nelson W. Aldrich / George B. McClellan, Jr. (“Sound Money” Democratic-Republican), Joseph F. Malloney / Henry L. Slobodin (Socialist-Labor)
1913-1917: Theodore Roosevelt / Harriet E. Stanton Blatch (Unionist)
1912: Carter Glass / James S. Sherman (“Sound Money” Democratic-Republican), James B. “Champ” Clark / Seth Low (Farmer-Labor)

1913-1916: William R. Hearst / Thomas E. Watson (Independent) [Disputed] as Leader of the Constitutionalist Movement

1917-1921: Roy Hoffman / Alfred E. Smith (“Progressive” Unionist)
1916: Theodore Roosevelt / James M. Parker (“National” or "Know-Nothing" Unionist) Charles E. Russell / Ida B. Wells-Barnett (Farmer-Labor) Henry Ford / Charles G. Dawes (Conservative / “Sound Money” factions)

The New York City Police Department was larger than the United States Marine Corps from the Civil War up to the start of the Second World War. Say for example that a bunch of filthy rich individuals could not sway an election in 1896 and their most dreaded enemy came to power. Imagine they think they need a charismatic, radical but "sound" man to lead an operation against this figure, and a colorful character who fits the bill just happens to be the leading member of the New York Police Board of Commissioners, and imagine that he is a loyal Republican but also... isn't. Give him unlimited power by force and where do things go from there?

...And then what happens when he's young enough that there isn't a ride off into the sunset coming any time soon for your cowboy-cop-warlord?
 
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I shuffled the deck and all I got was this t shirt
Eariler than OTL:Wartime Leader who dies
Eariler than OTL:Guy who was knew as mediocre but ITTL he's cool

Later than OTL:Guy with positive reputation but has a negative one ITTL
Later than OTL:Guy that stills in the opposition longer
Earlier Than OTL:Guy who was in a different political party OTL
Around the same time as time as OTL:Person who was in power for a long time but here's her term is short
Earlier Than OTL: who has in power for a long time but OTL his term was short
Later Than OTL: Guy known for being boring is cool
Earlier Than OTL: Guy known for cool is boring

1935-1962: Clement Attlee (Labour)
1935 (Majority): Stanley Baldwin (Conservative), John Simon (Liberal National), Herbert Samuel (Liberal)
1938: (Establishment of War Government)
1945 (Majority): Anthony Eden (Conservative), Archibald Sinclair (Unified Liberal)
1950 (Majority): Anthony Eden (Conservative), Archibald Sinclair (Unified Liberal)
1955 (Majority): Rab Butler (Conservative), Archibald Sinclair (Unified Liberal), Duncan Sandys (National)
1960 (Minority): Harold Macmillan (Conservative), Duncan Sandys (National), Gwilym Lloyd George (Unified Liberal)

1962-1975: James Callaghan (Labour)
1963 (Majority): Harold Macmillan (Conservative), Gwilym Lloyd George (Unified Liberal), various (National)
1968 (Majority): Reginald Maudling (Conservative), Jeremy Thorpe (Unified Liberal)
1973 (Majority): Reginald Maudling (Conservative), Jeremy Thorpe (Unified Liberal)

1975-1978: Harold Wilson (Labour)
1978-1987: Edward Heath (Conservative)
1978 (Majority): Harold Wilson (Labour), Tony Benn (Independent Labour), leadership vacant (Unified Liberal)
1982 (Majority): Roy Jenkins (Labour), Michael Foot (Independent Labour), David Steel (New Liberal)

1987-1989: Tony Blair (Conservative)
1987 (Majority): David Owen (Labour), David Penhaligon (Alliance)
1989-1992: Margaret Thatcher (Conservative)
1992-2007: Gordon Brown (Labour)
1992 (Majority): Margaret Thatcher (Conservative), David Penhaligon (Radical)
1997 (Majority): Ken Clarke (Conservative), Charles Kennedy (Radical)
2002 (Majority): Ken Clarke (Conservative), Charles Kennedy (Radical), Ian Paisley (Democratic Unionist)

2007-2014: John Major (Conservative)
2007 (Majority): Gordon Brown (Labour), Charles Kennedy (Radical), Ian Paisley (Democratic Unionist)
2012 (Majority): David Miliband (Labour), Peter Hain (Radical), Neil Hamilton (Democratic Unionist)

2014-2019: Alexander Johnson (Conservative)
2014 (Majority): Keir Starmer (Labour), Peter Hain (Radical), Neil Hamilton (Democratic Unionist)

1. "You will be judged by what you succeed at gentlemen, not by what you attempt."

Twenty-seven glorious years. Clement Attlee defeated Hitler and poverty and brought Stalin's empire to it's knees. Uncontested as the greatest Prime Minister in British history, Attlee is second only to President Walter Reuther in the American pantheon of Democratic Socialists and National Clement Attlee Day is a big holiday for American leftists. The greatest statesman of his era, Clement Attlee shaped world history more than any other Briton in the 20th century.

The size of his funeral rivalled those of the royal family.

2. "Never let me hear anyone say again that a Socialist State cannot provide outlets for those with initiative."

Attlee's surprise successor would not let him down. Callaghan represented the party's center and the issues of his time largely centered around social issues and foreign policy, two issues that many believe he handled more than adequately. Homosexuality was decriminalized in 1964, Abortion and the Pill became widely available in 1966, Zhdanov was humbled in Iran, and South China was saved from Mao's communist forces. Sunny Jim was able to do everything right and he's widely beloved across the contemporary political spectrum.

There is an annoying number of biographies about him.

3. "A week is a long time in politics."

It all fell to shit under Wilson. Never popular to begin with, the global recession, oil crisis, and standoff with the unions would bring Harold Wilson's government to its knees. Barely surviving a vote of no confidence in 1977, Wilson would limp into 1978's election just to get demolished. Wilson was seen as a paranoid fool by those on his right and a useless reactionary by those on his left. Maybe part of it was Labour's atrophy having been a ruling party for so long but many could not shake the feeling that Harold had led them straight into defeat.

He would end up being a better Late Night host.

4. "Action, not words."

After forty-three years of Labour government the Conservatives were back in power. Edward Heath achieved some quick successes early on. He stabilized the situation with the trade unions without calling in the army, his entrance to the European Economic Union is largely credited with stymieing the effects of the recession, and his victory in the Falklands cemented his government as strong in the eyes of the British people. Promoting mild reform without tearing apart the basis of the welfare state Labour built earned him high approval ratings and many in the country were disappointed to hear that he wasn't contesting the 1987 election.

Truly, one of the yachting community's finest.

5. "Weak! Weak! Weak!"

"Tory Tony" was here to make conservatism cool to Britain's youth. Elected Prime Minister shortly after his 34th birthday, Tony Blair became the youngest PM in British history. Although most crowed that he wouldn't stand a chance in a general election against Labour's David Owen, Tony pulled off a surprise victory. Tony would be remembered more for what he promised that what he did as two years into his government he was assassinated by a white supremacist seeking to start a race war in-line with the one prophesized in the Manson Diaries.

Neoliberalism is like doing an ollie on a skateboard or whatever.

6. "My job is to stop Britain from going red."

A bit of a reverse course from the hip modernism of the Blair years, Thatcher's hardline conservatism would alienate many in her party right from the get-go. Largely seen as a placeholder PM in the grand scheme of British History, many historians would declare that Thatcher didn't have much of a legacy at all.

Her unpopularity may have contributed to the dominance of her successor.

7. "There is nothing that you could say to me now that I could ever believe."

Many would say that they live in the product of Gordon Brown's Britain. A man whose legacy rivalled that of the modern predecessor he sought to ape, Brown would be the Labour Party's answer to Tory Tony. Brown's Modern Labour would borrow many traditionally Conservative economic policies. In his 15 years as Prime Minister Brown would implement nearly all of his Modern Labour agenda, sacrificing his party's economic policy for a lengthened return to power. Everything was smooth-sailing for Brown until the Indo-Pakistani Nuclear War devastated the global economy in 2005. Advisors urged him to stand down but Brown was convinced of his chances of victory until the balloting finally came in.

Regardless, for over a decade Gordon Brown was the one-eyed King of Britain.

8. "I am walking over hot coals suspended over a deep pit at the bottom of which are a large number of vipers baring their fangs."

Johnny Major, much like America's Billy Blythe, would be known more for his personality than any specific accomplishments. As the British political world settled into the New Consensus, Major became Prime Minister. Overseeing an economic recovery broadly supported by Westminster, Major would primarily push for social reforms like the legalization of Gay Marriage in 2008. His oft-rumored philandering would finally be confirmed by several reports in 2013 and Major promised Conservative Party leaders that he would step down before the next general election.

Major has spent his post-PM years as a Tech-Valley executive rumored to have an extravagant sex life.

9. "Life isn’t like coursework, baby. It’s one damn essay crisis after another."

The Conservative Party figured it was best replace their philandering charmer with a dour academic. The move would work and be aided by a worn-down Labour Party. Johnson was never truly cut-out to be Prime Minister, shying away from the spotlight typically associated with the office. It was little surprise that Johnson did not opt to lead his party into yet another general election.

Now the race to succeed Johnson heats up as the field as narrowed down to party stalwart and firebrand Theresa May and Johnson's more moderate former schoolmate, the ever gaffe-prone "Dodgy Dave" Cameron.
 
1935-1962: Clement Attlee (Labour)
1935 (Majority): Stanley Baldwin (Conservative), John Simon (Liberal National), Herbert Samuel (Liberal)
1938: (Establishment of War Government)
1945 (Majority): Anthony Eden (Conservative), Archibald Sinclair (Unified Liberal)
1950 (Majority): Anthony Eden (Conservative), Archibald Sinclair (Unified Liberal)
1955 (Majority): Rab Butler (Conservative), Archibald Sinclair (Unified Liberal), Duncan Sandys (National)
1960 (Minority): Harold Macmillan (Conservative), Duncan Sandys (National), Gwilym Lloyd George (Unified Liberal)

1962-1975: James Callaghan (Labour)
1963 (Majority): Harold Macmillan (Conservative), Gwilym Lloyd George (Unified Liberal), various (National)
1968 (Majority): Reginald Maudling (Conservative), Jeremy Thorpe (Unified Liberal)
1973 (Majority): Reginald Maudling (Conservative), Jeremy Thorpe (Unified Liberal)

1975-1978: Harold Wilson (Labour)
1978-1987: Edward Heath (Conservative)
1978 (Majority): Harold Wilson (Labour), Tony Benn (Independent Labour), leadership vacant (Unified Liberal)
1982 (Majority): Roy Jenkins (Labour), Michael Foot (Independent Labour), David Steel (New Liberal)

1987-1989: Tony Blair (Conservative)
1987 (Majority): David Owen (Labour), David Penhaligon (Alliance)
1989-1992: Margaret Thatcher (Conservative)
1992-2007: Gordon Brown (Labour)
1992 (Majority): Margaret Thatcher (Conservative), David Penhaligon (Radical)
1997 (Majority): Ken Clarke (Conservative), Charles Kennedy (Radical)
2002 (Majority): Ken Clarke (Conservative), Charles Kennedy (Radical), Ian Paisley (Democratic Unionist)

2007-2014: John Major (Conservative)
2007 (Majority): Gordon Brown (Labour), Charles Kennedy (Radical), Ian Paisley (Democratic Unionist)
2012 (Majority): David Miliband (Labour), Peter Hain (Radical), Neil Hamilton (Democratic Unionist)

2014-2019: Alexander Johnson (Conservative)
2014 (Majority): Keir Starmer (Labour), Peter Hain (Radical), Neil Hamilton (Democratic Unionist)

1. "You will be judged by what you succeed at gentlemen, not by what you attempt."

Twenty-seven glorious years. Clement Attlee defeated Hitler and poverty and brought Stalin's empire to it's knees. Uncontested as the greatest Prime Minister in British history, Attlee is second only to President Walter Reuther in the American pantheon of Democratic Socialists and National Clement Attlee Day is a big holiday for American leftists. The greatest statesman of his era, Clement Attlee shaped world history more than any other Briton in the 20th century.

The size of his funeral rivalled those of the royal family.

2. "Never let me hear anyone say again that a Socialist State cannot provide outlets for those with initiative."

Attlee's surprise successor would not let him down. Callaghan represented the party's center and the issues of his time largely centered around social issues and foreign policy, two issues that many believe he handled more than adequately. Homosexuality was decriminalized in 1964, Abortion and the Pill became widely available in 1966, Zhdanov was humbled in Iran, and South China was saved from Mao's communist forces. Sunny Jim was able to do everything right and he's widely beloved across the contemporary political spectrum.

There is an annoying number of biographies about him.

3. "A week is a long time in politics."

It all fell to shit under Wilson. Never popular to begin with, the global recession, oil crisis, and standoff with the unions would bring Harold Wilson's government to its knees. Barely surviving a vote of no confidence in 1977, Wilson would limp into 1978's election just to get demolished. Wilson was seen as a paranoid fool by those on his right and a useless reactionary by those on his left. Maybe part of it was Labour's atrophy having been a ruling party for so long but many could not shake the feeling that Harold had led them straight into defeat.

He would end up being a better Late Night host.

4. "Action, not words."

After forty-three years of Labour government the Conservatives were back in power. Edward Heath achieved some quick successes early on. He stabilized the situation with the trade unions without calling in the army, his entrance to the European Economic Union is largely credited with stymieing the effects of the recession, and his victory in the Falklands cemented his government as strong in the eyes of the British people. Promoting mild reform without tearing apart the basis of the welfare state Labour built earned him high approval ratings and many in the country were disappointed to hear that he wasn't contesting the 1987 election.

Truly, one of the yachting community's finest.

5. "Weak! Weak! Weak!"

"Tory Tony" was here to make conservatism cool to Britain's youth. Elected Prime Minister shortly after his 34th birthday, Tony Blair became the youngest PM in British history. Although most crowed that he wouldn't stand a chance in a general election against Labour's David Owen, Tony pulled off a surprise victory. Tony would be remembered more for what he promised that what he did as two years into his government he was assassinated by a white supremacist seeking to start a race war in-line with the one prophesized in the Manson Diaries.

Neoliberalism is like doing an ollie on a skateboard or whatever.

6. "My job is to stop Britain from going red."

A bit of a reverse course from the hip modernism of the Blair years, Thatcher's hardline conservatism would alienate many in her party right from the get-go. Largely seen as a placeholder PM in the grand scheme of British History, many historians would declare that Thatcher didn't have much of a legacy at all.

Her unpopularity may have contributed to the dominance of her successor.

7. "There is nothing that you could say to me now that I could ever believe."

Many would say that they live in the product of Gordon Brown's Britain. A man whose legacy rivalled that of the modern predecessor he sought to ape, Brown would be the Labour Party's answer to Tory Tony. Brown's Modern Labour would borrow many traditionally Conservative economic policies. In his 15 years as Prime Minister Brown would implement nearly all of his Modern Labour agenda, sacrificing his party's economic policy for a lengthened return to power. Everything was smooth-sailing for Brown until the Indo-Pakistani Nuclear War devastated the global economy in 2005. Advisors urged him to stand down but Brown was convinced of his chances of victory until the balloting finally came in.

Regardless, for over a decade Gordon Brown was the one-eyed King of Britain.

8. "I am walking over hot coals suspended over a deep pit at the bottom of which are a large number of vipers baring their fangs."

Johnny Major, much like America's Billy Blythe, would be known more for his personality than any specific accomplishments. As the British political world settled into the New Consensus, Major became Prime Minister. Overseeing an economic recovery broadly supported by Westminster, Major would primarily push for social reforms like the legalization of Gay Marriage in 2008. His oft-rumored philandering would finally be confirmed by several reports in 2013 and Major promised Conservative Party leaders that he would step down before the next general election.

Major has spent his post-PM years as a Tech-Valley executive rumored to have an extravagant sex life.

9. "Life isn’t like coursework, baby. It’s one damn essay crisis after another."

The Conservative Party figured it was best replace their philandering charmer with a dour academic. The move would work and be aided by a worn-down Labour Party. Johnson was never truly cut-out to be Prime Minister, shying away from the spotlight typically associated with the office. It was little surprise that Johnson did not opt to lead his party into yet another general election.

Now the race to succeed Johnson heats up as the field as narrowed down to party stalwart and firebrand Theresa May and Johnson's more moderate former schoolmate, the ever gaffe-prone "Dodgy Dave" Cameron.
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1935-1962: Clement Attlee (Labour)
1935 (Majority): Stanley Baldwin (Conservative), John Simon (Liberal National), Herbert Samuel (Liberal)
1938: (Establishment of War Government)
1945 (Majority): Anthony Eden (Conservative), Archibald Sinclair (Unified Liberal)
1950 (Majority): Anthony Eden (Conservative), Archibald Sinclair (Unified Liberal)
1955 (Majority): Rab Butler (Conservative), Archibald Sinclair (Unified Liberal), Duncan Sandys (National)
1960 (Minority): Harold Macmillan (Conservative), Duncan Sandys (National), Gwilym Lloyd George (Unified Liberal)

1962-1975: James Callaghan (Labour)
1963 (Majority): Harold Macmillan (Conservative), Gwilym Lloyd George (Unified Liberal), various (National)
1968 (Majority): Reginald Maudling (Conservative), Jeremy Thorpe (Unified Liberal)
1973 (Majority): Reginald Maudling (Conservative), Jeremy Thorpe (Unified Liberal)
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This was intended to be a shitpost and took way too long.

POD: Lyndon B. Johnson's heart attack on July 2, 1955 proves to be fatal.

1961-1963: Richard M. Nixon (CA) / Henry Cabot Lodge Jr. (MA) (Republican)
1960: def. John F. Kennedy (MA) / Stuart Symington (MO) (Democratic), Harry F. Byrd (VA) / various (Southern Democrat unpledged electors)
1963-1965: Henry Cabot Lodge Jr. (MA) / vacant (Republican)
1965-1969: Henry Cabot Lodge Jr. (MA) / William F. Knowland (CA) (Republican)
1964: def. John F. Kennedy (MA) / George Smathers (FL) (Democratic), Edwin Walker (TX) / Ross Barnett (MS) (Stand for America!)
1969-1977: Frank G. Clement (TN) / Clement J. Zablocki (WI) (Democratic)
1968: def. William F. Knowland (CA) / Spiro Agnew (MD) (Republican),
1972: def. Barry Goldwater (AZ) / Ray Shafer (PA) (Republican), Eugene McCarthy (MN) / Pete McCloskey (CA) (Progressive)

1977-1982: Tom McCall (OR) / Guy Vander Jagt (MI) (Republican)
1976: def. Clement J. Zablocki (WI) / Ben Barnes (TX) (Democratic)
1980: def. James Carter (GA) / Gerry Ferraro (NY) (Democratic), John B. Anderson (IL) / Cesar Chavez (AZ) (Progressive)

1982: Guy Vander Jagt (MI) / vacant (Republican)
1982-1985: Guy Vander Jagt (MI) / Manuel Lujan (NM) (Republican)
1985-1989: Mario Biaggi (NY) / William B. Fitzgerald (MI) (Democratic)
1984: def. Guy Vander Jagt (MI) / Manuel Lujan (NM) (Republican)
1989-1994: Joseph Biden (DE) / Mike Curb (CA) (Republican)
1988: def. Mario Biaggi (NY) / William B. Fitzgerald (MI) (Democratic)
1992: def. William B. Fitzgerald (MI) / Samuel Nunn (GA) (Democratic)

1994-1995: Mike Curb (CA) / vacant (Republican)
1995-1997: Mike Curb (CA) / Bob Martinez (FL) (Republican)
1997-2005: Mary Landrieu (LA) / Tony P. Hall (OH) (Democratic)
1996: def. Mike Curb (CA) / Bob Martinez (FL) (Republican)
2000: def. Fife Symington (AZ) / Jim Bunning (KY) (Republican)

2005-2009: Gil Gutknecht (MN) / Bill Bradley (NJ) (Republican)
2004: def. Rick Perry (TX) / Joe Lieberman (CT) (Democratic)
2009-2013: Harold Ford Jr. (TN) / John Kitzhaber (OR) (Democratic)
2008: def. Gil Gutknecht (MN) / Bill Bradley (NJ) (Republican)
2013-2021: Bill Romney (MI) / Loretta Sanchez (CA) (Republican)
2012: def. Harold Ford Jr. (TN) / John Kitzhaber (OR) (Democratic)
2016: def. Liz Herring (TX) / David Beasley (SC) (Democratic)

2021-present: Michael Flynn (RI) / Rod Blagojevich (IL) (Democratic)
2020: def. J. Hunter Biden (DE) / Bill Richardson (NM) (Republican), Sean Reyes (UT) / H. Ross Perot (TX) (Moderate)

  • Democrats and Republicans are rather more big-tent entities ITTL, with the former tending towards Keynesianism and mildly conservative working-class Christian democracy and the latter tending towards mild libertarianism.
  • As such, racial politics are also rather blurred: for one, the African-American vote is split rather more evenly IOTL, and tends to swing towards candidates perceived to be more supportive of Black issues regardless of party (for example, many African-American voters who turned out in droves for Ford '08 would vote for Biden '20, strengthening his lead in Maryland and Virginia).
  • Richard Nixon's presidency is fairly mediocre, dominated by foreign policy (specifically the Pig Bay Invasion and the subsequent Cuban Insurgency) more than anything. Nixon pushes forward a rather weak civil rights bill that earns him much enmity from liberals in his party and civil rights figures; the debate about whether Dick would get a second term or not is abruptly ended by a Texan gunman. The assassination of Nixon, hardly as charismatic or as extraverted as his 1960 opponent, is not viewed as the end of an era and isn't as nearly as transformative in the eyes of the public.
  • As of now, Jack Kennedy is remembered by historians as a slightly uglier Adlai Stevenson: although he kept the polls tight throughout the entire 1964 electoral campaign, the Kennedy charm had worn off by then as Jack flip-flopped on segregation and his sexual indiscretions became more and more visible.
  • Henry Cabot Lodge Jr., a strong advocate for an all-encompassing Civil Rights Act, ensures its passage with help from Mike Mansfield and Everett Dirksen. Compared to his predecessor, HCL is far more proactive and less pro-detente on the foreign front, and - despite conflicts with Vice President Knowland, selected as a sop to conservative Republicans - doubles down on liberating Cuba from far-left elements and keeping South Vietnam alive.
  • Which becomes an issue when Washington D.C. finds itself bogged down in riots, the Vietnam War is stalled and relations between Lodge and Knowland turn downright antagonistic. It is in this environment that a certain veteran Southern governor's theatrical, sermon-like speeches are more than welcomed by the Democratic Party; tapering down alcohol intake doesn't hurt either.
  • President Clement presides over the introduction of the Moral Society, an oil boom in the West and a carefully negotiated peace agreement leading to the division of Vietnam lasting for a long time. From then on, however, Clement's foreign policy is dominated by detente with General Secretary Podgorny, one which is shaken by Alvaro Cunhal's Portugal and the Estado de Calamidad.
  • The 1972 Republican primaries saw Barry Goldwater narrowly defeat Rocky and a multitude of liberal "favorite son" candidates; the nomination was seen as a bit of an embarrassment by liberal media as Goldwater was never able to live down his opposition to the Civil Rights Act of 1964 or his proposed solution to the Vietnam War. As such, Goldwater was pressured to select a moderate, pro-Eastern Establishment governor. Eugene McCarthy had high hopes for the election, advertising his Progressive campaign for those opposed to Goldwater and Clement's "warmongering abroad and at home", but his poll standing deteriorated rapidly after his Vice Presidential nominee commented on the Republican ticket's alleged "divided loyalties".
  • Tom McCall's ascension to power was in large part built on his opposition to some of the most loathed elements of Clement's presidency: the War on Drugs, the War on Radicalism and the war in Iberia, all of which crystallized the Republican Party's libertarian faction. While McCall's independent streak would put him at odds with his conservative Vice President and the GOP old guard, it would also pave the way for presidents such as Biden and Romney.
  • New York Governor Biaggi's law-and-order governance of the country was short-lived, as allegations of corruption on his and Sec. of State Charlie Wilson's part brought about his downfall. William B. Fitzgerald's political career hasn't been the same ever since, as his presidential campaign was stymied by moralistic Tennessee Senator and 1992 presidential candidate Albert Gore.
  • The presidency of Joseph R. Biden remains one of the most memorable in American pop culture, as the folksy, youthful "average Joe" presided over the fall of the Soviet Union, the liberalization of the world order and a economic boom - only to succumb to a brain aneurysm in April 1994. Having to deal with both the Rwandan Genocide and the Iranian Civil War, Vice President Michael Curb was unable to carry Joe's mantle effectively.
  • Mary Landrieu and Tony Hall pulled America towards a more Christian Democratic, internationalist direction, strengthening Clement's World Corps and attempting to build a social market economy. It doesn't quite work out, as by 2004 - disaffected by the recession and the aftermath of the Iranian Civil War - the American electorate shifts towards isolationism, electing moderate conservative Governor Gil Gutknecht of Minnesota.
  • Texas remains a Democrat state, though many people in the suburbs and the west tend to vote Republican. In recent years, two state governors - Rick Perry and Liz Herring - have been nominated for President, though self-described "Silber Dem" Herring is considered more moderate than her predecessor.
  • The 2020 presidential election was deeply polarized, as the internationalist, "hyper-libertarian" Governor of Delaware J. Hunter Biden is pitted against populist Lieutenant General Michael Flynn. Both men are practically soaked in scandal, what's with Biden's alleged drug use and shady dealings in China and Flynn's Islamophobic canards; the Moderate ticket ended up winning 45% of the popular vote in Utah.
 
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1981-1988: Ronald Reagan (Republican)
1980 (with George H.W. Bush) def. Jimmy Carter (Democratic), John Anderson (Independent)
1984 (with George H.W. Bush) def. Walter Mondale (Democratic)

1988-1989: Jim Wright (Democratic)
1989-1993: Donald J. Trump (Independent)
1988 (with Lowell Weicker) def. William Clinton (Democratic), Lamar Alexander (Republican)
1993-0000: Joe Biden (Democratic)
1992 (with Tim Wirth) def. Donald J. Trump (American), Pat Robertson (Republican)

When Bush went down over Iran-Contra in '87, we all thought that was the end of it, but after the Tower Commission whitewashed whatever the hell went on down there in Nicaragua the Dems in the Senate wouldn't give up, and they kept looking and looking and looking until they found everything and Joe Biden and the hacks on the Judiciary Committee wrote up Articles of Impeachment. Six months after Bush the Gipper was gone too. And then, when they have their guy in the White House and nominate that handsome as shit charismatic Good Ole Boy Billy Clinton from Arkansas, the Democrats blow it. Turns out the nominee's a sex pest, and miraculously a guy whose list of infidelities is even longer than Slick Willy's cashes in on it. In a fit of rage the American people pick Donald Trump to be their President, on a promise he'll be tough on corruption at home and tougher on Japan and the Ruskies abroad. That was almost too true. The rockets nearly went flying over Crimea in '91, and the Soviet hardliners never looked back: three years after the end of the Cold War the Iron Curtain fell again, cutting Ukraine in two, and locking Russia and Belarus outside the Free World. Even before the recession peaked in '91 it was obvious Trump had to go: even the Veep knew it, and Weicker retired quietly to New Haven. And that's where Diamond Joe came in, and with the Republicans going further down the rabbit hole with Robertson and Duke in '92, Delaware's Golden Boy sailed into the White House.
 
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